Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Thank Goodness for Tivo!!

How much do I love my Tivo?! It recorded a Meet the Top 20 SYTYCD special last night, just for me! Hurrah!! I am SO glad my sweet Tivo knew about it! Talk about an awesome night! Let's briefly forget about the disaster that Cat is wearing (ack!), how much I dislike Nigel (ick!), how long ago this episode was filmed (grr!), and how I'm missing Mia already (argh!). Let's focus on the dancers!
First up it's a Wade and Amanda Robson concept, choreographed by Wade (what does that mean??). Does conceiving the dance consist of texting on camera? Because that's all I saw Amanda doing. That aside, the routine is off the hook! I am totally drawn to a few of the dancers, most notably Billy Bell (argh! Why did he have to get sick?!) and Nathan (but that's just 'cause he was front and center, I think).
Next up, the hip hoppers and I'm . . . just sort of impressed. I really really LOVE Russel (the krumper), but I'm still not feeling Legacy and I don't even know who that other guy is. NappyTabs' style of hip-hop is a little too much of the 'burbs for me (and you know I've got some serious street cred!).
Contemporary with Tyce is next. I hate Tyce, but despite that I like the routine. There is a great jump in the middle and I'm hooked. Bravo.
Now we're on to my beloved Sonya, who cracks me UP! She definitely does NOT know how to be sexy, but thankfully is able to teach it to the jazz girls. Kudos to the girls, too, for rocking out the jazz routine. Sometimes Ellenore seems a bit off to me, but overall a nice routine, and I loved the jazz hands.
The tappers are INSANE and I am bitter against Nigel for setting them up to be eliminated early on. Why can't they teach other dancers tap? They've had Bollywood, two-step (shudder!), krump, and classical ballet on the show and expected the dancers to pick it up. I don't think it would be more disastrous than having a hip hopper try to waltz. Curse you, Nigel!
I am anticipating a nice 80's routine from Mandy Moore and she knocks me for a loop with a current song! Who introduced you to our decade, Ms. Moore?! As I mentioned earlier, I am totally infatuated with Billy Bell (sobs!) and so am drawn to him for most of the routine. His moves are insane and I am SO bummed that he's not going to be in this season. And why did they replace him with a hip-hop dancer? Why not my Mr. Checker-Pants? I think we should have a viewer selection season, where we can vote in all of our favorites from past seasons who didn't win (Natalee, Billy, Mr. Checker-Pants will be some of my favorites).
Finally we end the night with a samba. I am not a fan of the Di Lellos, but this routine was nice! Ryan seemed a bit out of control a couple of times, but maybe because he was twirling two girls around like a madman! Nice way to end the evening.
Here are my final bullets:
  • What do we think of the new stage? I'm missing the staircases already.
  • Paula Abdul guest judging?
  • Adam Shankman as the new permanent judge?
  • Mia Michaels' exit?
  • Billy Bell's exit (sobs!)?
  • Are the judges eliminating a couple without letting us vote at all? Is that they way it's always been done?
  • What was up with Cat's dress? Yikes.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Laurie Ann Diva??!!

Whoever said that there are no stupid questions obviously never asked Laurie Ann Gibson anything. The AUDACITY of asking her a question!!! Shame on you, talented dancer! That being said, I have a lengthy list of stupid questions for her and the rest of the judges/choreographers:
  1. Where'd your headphones go, Crazypants?
  2. Why do you look so tortured after teaching super-talented kids so-so choreography?
  3. Nigel, why are you still standing up and pacing?
  4. Do they purposefully keep the dancers up all night before sending them to Mia?
  5. Mia, why are you so nice and centered? Did they make you be that way?
  6. How much do I love you, Adam Shankman?
  7. How much do I loathe you, Tyce Diorio? Argh!!! Billy Joel? Really?
  8. Must we be subjected to gross gross GROSS pictures of ankles popping out of their sockets? Yech!
Okay nerds: what are your questions? Are we all in agreement that Laurie Ann Gibson needs a talking to?

*NEWSFLASH* Is Mia leaving SYTYCD? Did anyone else read her Tweets?! What is going on??

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Vegas, Baby!

Cat rules. Seriously.

I am CRUSHED that my Mr. Checker-Pants was cut last night!!

I can totally do this jump. Fo' realz.

I love this guy!

Other bullets:
  • Why was Nigel standing up half the time during Vegas week?
  • Where is Sonja during these auditions?
  • Where is the dude from last season whose boss wouldn't let him out of his contract?
  • Why does everyone insist that I watch Glee?????? Leave me alone!
  • How much does Tyce annoy me (if you guess correctly, he must annoy you just as much)?
  • What is with the Legacy love-affair?
  • Did they have to show that girl's toenail come off? Eck.
  • Why on EARTH did Nigel let the stripper through?? Gross, Nigel! You are too pervy!
  • The New Orleans bounce looked a little too much like just wiggling your legs around and nothing else. Or is it just me?
  • Where are those Theatre Arts (notice the fancy spellin') ballroom dancers?
  • WHERE IS NATALIE????????????
Let's get going on the discussion!