Friday, October 3, 2008

*Yawn*

Is anyone else totally bored by this season's crop of "designers" on Project Runway? I feel like I've seen everything before, including their lame attitudes and boring designs. Kenley's attitude? A watered-down Santino. Creepy fake-bake Blayne? Mini Christian. Kieth? I'm sorry, I fell asleep just writing about him.
Dang this season is boring!
And so are last night's evening gowns. Even the judges final (non) decision was a rerun! Project Runway what are you doing? Are you trying to make me hate you before you move to Lifetime? Are you too embarrassed for your friends to see you on such a ridiculous network? Somebody please explain this insanity to me!!!

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Holla At Ya Avant Garde!

I was sooooooooooooo glad to see our favorite fake-baker Blayne go tonight. I wasn't so sure about Terri going; I feel like it's time Suede let us know that Suede is leaving.
Up until tonight I was a big Kenley fan, but now I'm rethinking things -- what kind of wacky attitude was she pulling? Was Santino up there with marionette strings? I'm mean, "I don't follow collections"? For realsies? Wow, she was acting crazy. Just CA-RAY-ZEEE.
And as for the cast-offs coming back: sigh. As usual, some are cool (Stella!), some are their usual train-wreck selves (Keith). Argh I just want to smack Keith upside the head. "Be gentle with me, I'm feeling vulnerable"??? Hold on a second, Keith, I'll be right there to wipe your little baby bottom and feed you a bottle. It's late and I'm too annoyed with Keith's existence to continue. Let me know what you thought.
Oh, by the way: Jerrell's outfit was L.A.M.E. And yes I mean the one he designed AND the bugly ensemble he wore for the runway show. Here's just one sampling of his many fashion offenses:

My favorite looks from tonight's show:

Welcome back Christian and Daniel V!

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Bones?

Do any of you dedicated TV watchers watch Bones?

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

90210 - Back and, well, NOT better than ever!

Did anyone else watch this? Was it just me, or was it lame? Who wishes that instead of these tools:

The show was about these awesome friends of ours?

Well, everyone in that pic except Scott ('cause you know he's dead) and Andrea ('cause you know she's boring).

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Yeah Baby! Yeah!

That's right people: I am a super genius AGAIN!

Grillin'

I loved it when Cat put Twitch's grillz on! I almost died laughing, and then was filled with deep admiration for our host and how great she is! I am so glad that Lauren Sanchez got dumped after the first season!
I just watched an interview with Will (sigh) where he talks about how embarrassed he was being shirtless on stage. He notes that he doesn't get to condition that much since the show started, and so he isn't in the best shape of his life. Hence his embarrassment. We should all have such problems. . . . This little snippet from Will makes me hate him just the teeniest tiniest bit. Or a whole lot. On to this week's dancing:
Courtney and Mark: their first dance is the traditional kiss of death, the Vietnamese Waltz (shout out to Donyelle from season 2!). It was good, but seriously, why do they still have this dance as an option??? This and the quickstep aren't doing the contestants any favors. But I'll give them props for a watchable routine. Next up they dance a Sonja piece and I LOVE IT. Mathias (my hubbie) hates it. What?!?! It was AWESOME and I am so pleased that Mark and Courtney get to do something so fun.
Twitch and Chelsie first dance a mambo choreographed by Tony Meredith. Does nobody remember him from America's Ballroom Challenge? Really? Set your TiVos, people! Watching Twitch in this mambo makes me cringe, but for some reason the judges have all taken happy pills and give glowing reviews. What's going on? Is this because Paula Abcrazydul is in the house? Second they dance a snore-worthy routine from Tabitha and Napoleon. That was a serious snoozer. TabNap needs to take a break from boring routines!
And now I've saved the best for last: Joshua and Katee rocked my universe tonight with their awesome routines! First they dance a contemporary piece that blew my mind. I watched that Tyce number several times! Then they blow the roof off the joint with a wicked awesome Paso. Dang, I just loved all of it! What is weird to me is that Joshua has talked about taking dance classes. He's said on the show that he's had ballet training, and I just read an interview where he talks about the loads of workshops he's done (with Debbie Allen!). So why is everyone gushing about how he's so untrained? Whether he's trained or not, he's an effortless, beautiful dancer. I can't believe I didn't like him in the beginning!
The solos are boring me to tears these days. Katee with her funny finger dances, Chelsie's sad ballroom solos (at least this time she did the splits), Mark's same "quirky" dances over and over again. Twitch gave it a nice something new with his glasses and grillz. And Joshua's routine was off the hook. But as far as solos go, I'm feeling like this is last year's Wade Robson solos all over again. Everything the same and not interesting. Where's my boy Blake when I need him the most? Or at least beautiful Artem or Dmitry?
After last week's lame elimination, I felt duty-bound to vote. My pick? Joshua. I really like Joshua, and I feel like he's the best dancer of them all right now. Who's your pick? What's your take on my take? And who gave Mary her screams back? I was really hoping they were gone for good. Alas.
Predictions: Chelsie and Mark are going home. I hope. Or maybe Courtney and Twitch.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Rerun Comments

I'm writing whilst watching the rerun of last week's elimination (R.I.P. Will). A couple of things stand out:
  1. I know there's only six dancers left, but I'm sad that I am going from two blissful hours down to a paltry single hour. Sigh. Can't we give each dancer three or four dances plus a solo to get that second hour filled up?
  2. The opening dance of last week's elimination is strikingly familiar to what J.Lo's old crew, that's right -- The Fly Girls, used to dance on In Living Color. And the costumes are obviously cast-offs from Michael Jackson's 80's closet.
Is anyone else feeling this way, or is it just me?