SYTYCD Recap -- My Eyebrows Are Stuck

I almost fell off the couch when Mary Murphy full-out admitted to the quarts of Botox in her face! Maybe next week she'll tell us how old she really is! So I'm traveling and didn't see the whole episode, but here are some bullets:

1. Loved the first dance. Phillip ROCKS!
2. Still strongly dislike TabNap.
3. What is with Wade Robson? He used to double for Joey Fatone, for Pete's sake!
4. Love Mandy Moore.
5. Why did Louis Van Amstel defect from Dancing With the Stars? I'm not a fan of his choreography. Go back and hang out with Tom Bergeron!
   
6. Did Mary lose her voice (if yes: my prayers are FINALLY answered!!)?

Okay, that's it for today. Discuss!!

Zack is Back!

Oh, how I've missed you Zack, Kelly, Slater, Lisa, Jesse, and Screech (but not really Screech). This is priceless!!

Come back to me, SBTB!! Come back!!

Who Put Poop in Mia's Pudding?!

Rants:
Mia is bonkers (in a very bad way) over Brandon, who bugs the [poop] out of her. What is up with that? Then they let popper Tony through and still don't realize that they made a HUGE mistake when they cut Natalie! Bring her back! Secretly I hope that they're keeping in the wings for the fall season. Finally, I am bummed about the ballerina dude who wasn't let out of his contract. Phooey on you, Miami dancing company!

Talking points:

1. Why did they cut Natalie?
2. Why do they like Tony?
3. Was anyone surprised that they took Asuka over the blond girl whose name I never knew? Did she really think she had a chance?
4. Why did they love that circus performer so much?
5. Who is putting grouchy pills in Mia "I like to cut" Michael's porridge? Seriously.
   
6. Which Kasprkjlsjzk brother is your favorite?
7. Favorites from the top 20?
8. How does Phillip make his arms move like that? Does he even have bones in his arms?
9. Why is that ballroom guy wearing jeans, no shirt and a vest? Yech!
   

SYTYCD Has Landed!

Welcome to SYTYCD talk. I'm a little verklempt. I'll give you a topic:

1. Why did Natalie get cut???? I am still in shock.
2. How much Botox does Mary Murphy have in her face at any given time? I'm guessing at least two liters!
   
3. Why did they keep on giving that popper and Gabi extra chances?? I was not impressed by either of them.
4. I am, however, impressed like crazy over those two brothers (the Kasmyzksyrks's?). Which one do we like better?
5. How high school dance class were some of those group numbers?
6. When did the French dude become some catty? Has he been taking lessons from Mia?

Discuss!

It's Coming!!!!!! Hurrah!!!!

Generalissimo!!

Alec Baldwin, you are an evil genius!!!

No More Barfait!!!

Bless your souls, Foo Fighters, for my favorite line of the night! So far I am loving this season! What stands out to me thus far is how they are really putting the chefs through different tests than before: basic skills right at the beginning, judging by wanna-be contestants (how they fit all those egos in Tom's restaurant is beyond me!), and now switching up on the chefs on the quickfire and the elimination challenge! Hurrah for the producers!
I am so far consistently impressed by Gene, Jamie, Leah, and Stefan. What do you think? Am I missing anyone?