Whoever said that there are no stupid questions obviously never asked Laurie Ann Gibson anything. The AUDACITY of asking her a question!!! Shame on you, talented dancer! That being said, I have a lengthy list of stupid questions for her and the rest of the judges/choreographers:
Where'd your headphones go, Crazypants?
Why do you look so tortured after teaching super-talented kids so-so choreography?
Nigel, why are you still standing up and pacing?
Do they purposefully keep the dancers up all night before sending them to Mia?
Mia, why are you so nice and centered? Did they make you be that way?
How much do I love you, Adam Shankman?
How much do I loathe you, Tyce Diorio? Argh!!! Billy Joel? Really?
Must we be subjected to gross gross GROSS pictures of ankles popping out of their sockets? Yech!
Okay nerds: what are your questions? Are we all in agreement that Laurie Ann Gibson needs a talking to?
*NEWSFLASH* Is Mia leaving SYTYCD? Did anyone else read her Tweets?! What is going on??
I totally believe the Nigel conspiracy theories, which is why this victory is so sweet! Take that, Nigel! Congratulations Jeanine! There was an article today (click here) about Jeanine that makes this victory even sweeter. Go Jeanine!
Bullets:
There IS a Nigel conspiracy!
Louis Van Amstel had way too many numbers in the judges favorites. I still hate that one waltz and don't get why there were sooooooooo many waltzes this season. Where's the crump? Cha cha cha?
Why on earth is Lil' C a guest judge? Did he even choreograph this season? I didn't think so.
Love Cat's dress! What was that green dress with the crazy hair last week?
Why was Mia laughing hysterically through her entire Chorus Line dance? Did anyone else see how into it Tyce was?
Why on EARTH did Kayla and Evan get a jive in the finale? Is this for real? Remember when they used to draw the names AND the dances from a hat? I don't believe for a second that it's still random!
ZZZZZZZ. . . oh, I'm sorry: the shameless plug for Fame put me to sleep!!
What is with Laurie Ann Gibson and her headphones?? You're trapped in the 80's; we get it already! Go hang out with Mandy Moore!
Still sad about Natalie going home in Vegas. Will she be back in the fall?
Why were they chanting Evan's name on Wednesday? Here's the reason straight from an audience member: “…the amount of criticism the judges gave Evan became torturous (they cut a lot of it from the actual show) to the point where everyone felt so bad they started chanting Evan’s name.” Yet more proof that Nigel stinks.
Still not enough proof that Nigel stinks? Last week Brandon reruns his audition piece and the judges give him a standing ovation. This week Evan does a variation on his audition piece and the judges call him on it.
Final nail in the Nigel stinks coffin? His pervy, dirty-old-man comments he's been making to Jeanine and Kayla all season. Ew!
What is with the massive Travis love affair? Yes, he did a great dance, but TONS of ballroom dancers have come back to the show to choreograph, too. Where's the love for my sweet Dmitry? Pasha?
Finally, I need to discuss this Nigel conspiracy of Angie's. I can't get over how he went on and on about how this show is not So You Think You Can Choreograph, but then every week he waxes poetic about the choreographers. He tells the contestants they need more personality, but doesn't let them speak or show it. He critiques the choreography and not the dancers. He practically drools in the laps of Tyce and Mia and then bags on the Russian Folk and hip hop choreographers that HE hired (remember how "disappointed" he was in hip hop this season? Where was Nappy Tabs at the finale? Were they in the audience?).
Okay, rants are over. Here is my rave: September 2nd is so close that I don't even need to reprogram my Tivo! Hurrah! See you all in a few weeks! Here's hoping that Natalie will be back to win in season 6!
I'm a little verklempt right now. Talk amongst yourselves. I'll give you a topic.
Janette was totally robbed! There IS a conspiracy, Angie!!! Katie Holmes is neither a singer or a dancer. Hok and Jaime ROCK! Cat's dress was blinding. Wade Robson still has some moves.
Discuss.
Here's a video to get the discussion juices flowing!
For a moment there I was actually nervous they were going to keep Tony! He's gone and so is Paris. What do we think of the bottom three? What do we think of our first week of SYTYCD competition? See you on the flip side!
I almost fell off the couch when Mary Murphy full-out admitted to the quarts of Botox in her face! Maybe next week she'll tell us how old she really is! So I'm traveling and didn't see the whole episode, but here are some bullets:
Loved the first dance. Phillip ROCKS!
Still strongly dislike TabNap.
What is with Wade Robson? He used to double for Joey Fatone, for Pete's sake!
Love Mandy Moore.
Why did Louis Van Amstel defect from Dancing With the Stars? I'm not a fan of his choreography. Go back and hang out with Tom Bergeron!
Did Mary lose her voice (if yes: my prayers are FINALLY answered!!)?
