Thursday, October 15, 2009

Laurie Ann Diva??!!

Whoever said that there are no stupid questions obviously never asked Laurie Ann Gibson anything. The AUDACITY of asking her a question!!! Shame on you, talented dancer! That being said, I have a lengthy list of stupid questions for her and the rest of the judges/choreographers:
  1. Where'd your headphones go, Crazypants?
  2. Why do you look so tortured after teaching super-talented kids so-so choreography?
  3. Nigel, why are you still standing up and pacing?
  4. Do they purposefully keep the dancers up all night before sending them to Mia?
  5. Mia, why are you so nice and centered? Did they make you be that way?
  6. How much do I love you, Adam Shankman?
  7. How much do I loathe you, Tyce Diorio? Argh!!! Billy Joel? Really?
  8. Must we be subjected to gross gross GROSS pictures of ankles popping out of their sockets? Yech!
Okay nerds: what are your questions? Are we all in agreement that Laurie Ann Gibson needs a talking to?

*NEWSFLASH* Is Mia leaving SYTYCD? Did anyone else read her Tweets?! What is going on??

4 comments:

Ada Reid-Watson said...

James (my husband and reluctant watcher of SYTYCD) and I were thinking the same thing about Laurie Ann's headphones. She's still an awful choreographer and nasty person, minus headphones.

Did you hear the rumor that Mia Michaels is leaving the show? She twittered and facebooked it so it must be true.

I'm in total agreement with your feelings about Tyce Diorio, but must disagree with your love of Adam Shankman. He's normally fine, but last night when the dancers were having their final solos, he was putting on such a show! He was crying and then looking around to make sure the other judges saw how emotional he was getting. Come one now. Crying is fine, but looking around to make sure everyone is seeing it, that's too much.

Blog on Mosinski!

Fufoo said...

mia noooooo!!!!! i'm so so sad she's leaving. she always does my favorite pieces. she can't just up and walk away after auditions. that's such a tease. i want someone inside to explain why she's going away. probably b/c mary is psychotic and nygel is super pervy. but still, do it for the fans!

Ada Reid-Watson said...

Can we talk about Mia's hair? One week she looks like Jon Bon Jovi gone wrong and the next week she's like a one of those hairless rats!

And why oh why oh why did they keep Legend...err Legacy? Aside from his own style, he looked like Frankenstein dancing

Ada Reid-Watson said...

Jen Mosinski! I'm desperate to hear your thoughts on the final 20. Yeah, yeah, you're a busy mom. But, I'm waiting patiently. Throw me a bone! =)